Urdu Funny SMS - CHEENI Taqseem Hogi
on Nov 21, 2009 in Urdu Funny SMS Funny SMS SMS Abhi Na Jao Chhor K Is Mehfil Ko Faraz........Thori Dari Main Yahan CHEENI Taqseem Hony Wali Hai. :-) (",)/' /)) Na Ja Oye._/ \_....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Pathan Jokes - Karhai Nahi Karwani
on Nov 21, 2009 in Pathan Jokes Funny SMS SMS Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?Nurse: 3000Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - 2009 Ka Urdu Qaida
on Nov 21, 2009 in Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Funny SMS SMS 2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.A for AppleB for BananaC for CatD for Dog2009 Mai Parhty Hain:A for AataB for BijliC for CheeniD for Dhamakey :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Adult SMS Jokes - Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti
on Nov 21, 2009 in Adult SMS Jokes Funny SMS SMS Bahu: Maa Ji Aapka Larka Mujhe Kabhi Maa nahi bana Sakta.Saas: Chup Bewakoof,Agar Main bhi Tere Sassur ke Bharosay Par RehtiTo Aaj Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Boys vs Girls SMS - Causes of Heart Attacks
on Nov 21, 2009 in Boys vs Girls SMS Funny SMS SMS Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?....Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,But Paying the Bill does. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kon Ziyada Besharam Hai?
on Nov 21, 2009 in Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Funny SMS SMS Voting Is Must:Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri?If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"AndIf Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z"N = 24Z = 98585937Add Kar K Fwd Karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Student SMS Jokes - Class Room is Like a Train
on Nov 21, 2009 in Student SMS Jokes Funny SMS SMS Class Rooms are Like a Train:1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.Middle 3 are General Compartments.AndLast 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Motivational Quotes - No Market for Sorrows
on Nov 21, 2009 in Motivational Quotes Funny SMS SMS There is No Market for Your Sorrows in This World.So never Advertise Them.(William Shakespeare)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Urdu Funny SMS - Lagaan Remix 2050
on Nov 21, 2009 in Urdu Funny SMS Funny SMS SMS Lagaan Remix 2050Climax Scene:24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.Bowler Bowls.Amir HitsBall Splits into 4 pieces.All pieces go for 6'sAamir Wins. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Urdu Funny SMS - Abba Ne Topi Kara di
on Nov 21, 2009 in Urdu Funny SMS Funny SMS SMS LOVE STORY 2050Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar HogyaLarki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?Larka bola jo Tum kaho.Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,...