The Paranormal Activity Conspiracy
on Oct 26, 2009 in Movies Rants Reviews I am convinced there is a conspiracy involving the “Paranormal Activity” hype. I heard all the raves and the hyperbolic statements, like ” ‘Paranormal Activity’ is the most terrifying movie you’ll ever see,”...

Gay Food
on Sep 2, 2009 in Humor Jokes, One-Liners, Observations So Ben & Jerry’s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang. But gay food isn’t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer —...

Panic at the Toilet
on Aug 28, 2009 in Humor Rants

Blogzarro Question #18
on Aug 26, 2009 in Blogzarro Questions If Satan wants you to do something, but you were going to do it anyway, are you still a minion in Satan’s Army?

A Crap to Remember
on Aug 25, 2009 in Humor Rants Have you ever taken a wicked dump, checked out the bowl, and felt swelling pride? As you stand over the toilet, teary eyed, the dark, bold stench of your waste invading your nostrils, you feel like a parent whose child has just made the honor roll. Y...

Fuck Twitter
on Aug 5, 2009 in News I finally conformed and joined the Twitter craze — and what happens in just a matter of days? All my inane tweets have been deleted! There has been no explanation. No trail of evidence. Did I piss someone off over in Twitterville? Or does Twitt...

More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man
on Jul 29, 2009 in Humor Words of Wisdom While on safari, never wear leopard print. The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of. If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture. Here’s how you can save...

Blogzarro Question #17
on Jul 27, 2009 in Blogzarro Questions Why are people still visiting Blogzarro.com? I haven’t posted anything in months and the site is more popular than ever! What gives?

Who Cares About Headlines?
on May 24, 2009 in Humor Jokes, One-Liners, Observations I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn’t give fuck.

Blogzarro Ball 2009!
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