A DAY AT THE BEACH IN CHINA
on Nov 21, 2009When you need to relax and just get away from it all..... may I suggest ...'A Day at the beach in CHINA 'I WONDER WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE???? Where do they park their cars??? Do they have lifeguards?? How the hell do you get a tan? AND WHERE...

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
on Nov 21, 2009The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of...

A Horse's Tail
on Nov 21, 2009A Horse's Tail...Does the statement, "Because we've always done it that way..." ring any bells...?The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used?Be...

"The Best Interest of Others"
on Nov 20, 2009THE THIMBLEOne day when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble ha...

AMEN!
on Nov 20, 2009A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm...

Haircut for meetings ;-)
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HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
on Nov 20, 20091. Open a new file in your PC 2. Name it "Housework". 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and...

Coming Out Step-by-Step
on Nov 19, 2009Step-By-StepYour Guide, Ramon Johnson Friends Don't Let Friends Stay In The ClosetWhat does it mean to come out?Coming out is the process of personally accepting your sexuality and disclosing it to yourself, family, co-workers and friends. Coming out...

"How Could You?"
on Nov 19, 2009When I was a puppy I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your...

La Presse en Rose
on Nov 19, 2009Buenos Aires grants first marriage license to gaysBy Vanessa Hand Orellana WickedGayBlog(Buenos aires, Argentina)– Two men were granted a marriage license in Argentina’s capital on Monday, breaking ground in a country and region where laws ban ga...